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Has it been crashing for anyone else?

Update:
Just went to the twitter homepage for the first time. I was curious what all the fuss has been about. I refuse. Realtime updates? WTF? I know some of you out there probably use it... but I just can't imagine anyone finding realtime updates of my life that interesting.

Changing a shitty diaper.

Laying down on the couch like a beached whale.

Gremlin found a shitty diaper and is now beating me with it.

Too tired to defend myself.

Crying in a ball.

Gremlin set a cat on fire.

I can't roll off of the couch. Spraying the cat with my squirtgun to try and help put out the flames.

Forgot I put flamables in the squirt gun like AJW and Orlok suggested.

The Fire Department just arrived.

They said I have to get off the couch. Damn. Game over.

Boooo. Twitter is lame. Or maybe it's just cool for people that actually have a life. That's probably it...